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(---.range86-143.btcentralplus.com) posts : 808 Date : 05-16-08 13:11 Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?" Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." |
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(195.8.171.---) posts : 4288 Date : 05-16-08 13:18 Brilliant CB |
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(---.leed.cable.ntl.com) posts : 2303 Date : 05-16-08 13:33 |
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(---.lns5-c10.dsl.pol.co.uk) posts : 425 Date : 05-16-08 13:33 Two men were talking. "So, hows your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special, I'm having Social Service Sex." "Social Service Sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on. F.V. |
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(---.redstone-isp.net) posts : 1805 Date : 05-16-08 13:41 |
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(78.149.64.---) posts : 4826 Date : 05-16-08 14:09 LL |
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(193.63.87.---) posts : 3140 Date : 05-16-08 14:13 god their getting worse |
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(---.lns5-c10.dsl.pol.co.uk) posts : 425 Date : 05-16-08 14:24 A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young sons innocence, the mother turns round and says, "Dont worry, That was an insect." To which one of the boys replies, "I am surprised it could get off the ground with a c**k like that. F.V. |
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(---.leed.cable.ntl.com) posts : 2303 Date : 05-16-08 14:34 OOOOOOO F.V. naughty but very good |
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(195.8.171.---) posts : 4288 Date : 05-16-08 14:52 |
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(---.range217-43.btcentralplus.com) posts : 72 Date : 05-16-08 17:08 That certainly gave me a couple of laughs Bigyin |
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