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Author : celticbill (---.range86-143.btcentralplus.com) 
posts : 808
Date : 05-16-08 13:11

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.

They managed to bag 6.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane
could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let
us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.

However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load
and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the
crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where
we are?"




Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last
year." Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
 
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Author : Parkiebear (195.8.171.---) 
posts : 4288
Date : 05-16-08 13:18

Brilliant CB Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
 
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Author : Candy Girl (---.leed.cable.ntl.com) 
posts : 2303
Date : 05-16-08 13:33

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
 
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Author : F.V. (---.lns5-c10.dsl.pol.co.uk) 
posts : 425
Date : 05-16-08 13:33

Two men were talking.
"So, hows your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special, I'm having Social Service Sex."
"Social Service Sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on. F.V.
 
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Author : arron (---.redstone-isp.net) 
posts : 1805
Date : 05-16-08 13:41

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
 
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Author : Louby Lou (78.149.64.---) 
posts : 4826
Date : 05-16-08 14:09

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

LL
 
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Author : pauline (193.63.87.---) 
posts : 3140
Date : 05-16-08 14:13

god their getting worse Very Happy
 
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Author : F.V. (---.lns5-c10.dsl.pol.co.uk) 
posts : 425
Date : 05-16-08 14:24

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young sons innocence, the mother turns round and says,
"Dont worry, That was an insect."
To which one of the boys replies, "I am surprised it could get off the ground with a c**k like that. F.V.
 
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Author : Candy Girl (---.leed.cable.ntl.com) 
posts : 2303
Date : 05-16-08 14:34

OOOOOOO F.V. naughty but very good Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
 
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Author : Parkiebear (195.8.171.---) 
posts : 4288
Date : 05-16-08 14:52

Very Happy
 
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Author : bigyin (---.range217-43.btcentralplus.com) 
posts : 72
Date : 05-16-08 17:08

That certainly gave me a couple of laughs

Bigyin Very Happy
 
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